I got to thinking, and no I did not hurt myself or any nearby innocents, that some people will not thumb through archives. In fact, I’ll go one more and say that unless it’s overly apparent in the content on the first page, some will miss the point of this site entirely. With that said, I’ve decided to put it all in one spot, making it only hurt for one page. Who said I’m not nice 😈
I’m Chelle
This is my website…staring back at you [www.chells.me]
Preety site. Oooooo, Ahhhhh.
This is and has been my slice of the Great and Massive Internets since the days of Geocities. I know I just carbon dated myself and so did you if you even know what Geocities was.  I wanted to expand my code fu, so I bought my domain and hosting. Now that there had been some sweet cashy goodness sacrificed, I had motive to make it count. Took a decent chunk of time thinking about the domain because it was going to be, well, permanent. It was largely influenced by What Dreams May Come and the idea of creating. Later I changed it to point more towards the identity I’m most known by: Chells [or Chelle or Chellie..basically the chel’s the constant so far.] There’s a lot here showing a great many things that show my growth as a person and threats of maturity long time pals like to joke couldn’t possibly exist without putting the world in danger. I’m human. I’m complicated, messy, ugly, surly, tough, know-it-ally, precious, easily amused, cynical, sometimes awesome, decently stealthy, constantly seeking adventure, doing my utmost best, Writer of Things, and apparently bake an incredible coconut cake- i.e. I’m a jumble of things. My cynicism is usually directed at horrible human beings and examples proving time and again that People are $horrible. I’m actually quite personable to the majority of the world.
I’ve had an online weblog for a good number of years; I’ve been keeping journals since I was little. Sometimes writing it down was all I needed to get stuff out of my head. As scripts came out to streamline and automate having a blog, muh wee slice has changed and is what you see now. If you read the FAQ, you can get a taste for my oft employed tongue n cheek commentary. If you click on the Roasts tag, it’s probably best if you read this and then this first before reading them. This is to say that a Roast here on this site…is very much in the spirit of a Friar’s Roast..except without the having an affection the Roast subject. You might call it misandry, I call it not letting some presumptive asshat try to redraw my boundaries. You’re also free to board the bullet train to Gitthefo.
This is my personal site. I pay for it. I tend to not comment on controversial issues because I’d rather let trolls congregate elsewhere. However, my viewpoints on things might still evoke disagreement. That’s fine. You’re entitled to your opinion and beliefs, your feelings are valid, but bear this in mind before you click contact/comment:
Employ common sense. There’s only a handful of people in the world that truly know me inside and out.
It should go without saying, but there’s types that like them thar words of: The things expressed on here, my personal site, are my opinion and mine alone. I have no power to speak on anyone’s behalf other than my own and do not speak on ANY ONE’S behalf other than my own, nor am I an expert in anything beyond myself as a person of which I can speak of and be held in view as an authoritative source.
Comments are the opinions and viewpoints of their retrospective owners. You’re entitled to yours. And if you want to broadcast it, repeatedly, get your own slice of the Net. I don’t donate bandwidth.
I’m not your typical woman, moreover, I’m not your typical person. If I strike you as any variant of not ‘normal’, as defined by you or society, you’re absolutely right. Welcome to the world, it’s one big ol melting pot of interestin’.
I don’t find cuss words offensive nor do I squirm from commentary about sex, religion or anything else for that matter.
If you can’t handle the idea of your commentary being challenged, don’t post it.
You can leave at any time, no one’s forcing you to be here.
I am a firm believer that the hivemind is ridiculous. If you can’t react with some composure to things you disagree with, chances are you’re just reaffirming that belief.
Did I mention I own this site? As in bought and paid for the domain and site hosting? Because I do. Comments here are not a right you have, they’re a privilege. I like discussions, however, if you can not participate in those discussions harmlessly, I will delete them. As you aren’t forced to be exposed to my viewpoints and opinions, I am not forced to entertain yours, moreover host them on MY site.
Unless you’re a veteran reader, there’s a good chance I don’t know you. And if I don’t know you, then I don’t care what you think about me. But, if it makes you feel better to think anything on the negative side of the scale will make me run to a corner and cry, then I’ll gladly put on Lion King, fast forward to where Mufasa buys the Sahara, have a good cry and tell you you made me cry last night.
In summary, if you don’t like this site, Go. Away. It really is that simple, honest.
Now, if you’re still here; you may come across postings that ask for a key. I do this because this was primarily set up as a means to keep family and close friends up to date with the Chells 411; sometimes there are things I don’t feel like sharing with the world at large. If you become a regular commenter and friend then you can ask for the key (Contact link) and I’ll give it to you. If you’re new and want the key, please don’t be offended if I say ‘no’. Let me get to know you a bit before I let you further into my life. [Word artistry for this bit is credited to Ren.]
The Finale:
If you have an issue with what’s been posted here at this domain, take it up with ME. Concerns, et cetera can be left as a comment or you can use the Contact Form to send me a message, whichever means works best for you. Anything you send becomes the sole property of the domain owner, giving me permission to reuse it in any medium I deem necessary. Think before you click.
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