O HAI.<\/p>\n
You have expressed some interest in following me on the Tweety OR you came here from my page to learn more. So, I shall assist in your decision making by giving you a head’s up of what you’re in for. What? There’s no ulterior motive here. Does this look like an arrangement of pixels that would lie to you?<\/p>\n
I am…me<\/a> and I come bundled with all the quirks, traits and tidbits that make Chells..well..Chells. And by Chells I mean me. Because I’m writing this and I shouldn’t be using the third person. Or should I? -dramaticChipmunk.gif-<\/p>\n This is a listing of entries I believe will give you a decent picture of who I am:<\/p>\n The Instant<\/a> |The Family Remains<\/a> | Shaken, not Stirred<\/a> | The Story Behind Trex<\/a> | Operation LCD4Trex<\/a> | Surgery Saga<\/a> | Home<\/a><\/p>\n Tweeting has reduced my blog entries. Actually no, real life things and accomplishing them has done that. But I can blame tweeting AND THERE’S NOOOBODY TO STOP ME. MUWHA H A HA HA HA HAHA…etcetera \/MojoJojo<\/p>\n Sometimes, due to my coding background, I’ll tweet in programming language. Don’t worry, I’m probably the only one that gets the funneh hidden in there because I’m awkward like that. Isn’t it ADORABLE? [NOTE: the correct answer is Chells is in no way and could never be adorable. Or Cute. Awesome, yes. D’aww invoking? No.]<\/p>\n I have an associative mind. I reference a lot of tele\/movie\/pop culture\/hell just plain culture. INCONCEIVABLE! #dammitman<\/p>\n You can secure favor with me by sending me pr0n that is relevant to my interests. If you extrapolated that I’m a cheap date, you have the correct. I look forward to your ‘courtship.’<\/p>\n Aliases here<\/a>.<\/p>\n ASoA: Awesome Shelf of Awesome, although it is sort of defunct right now due to the tethers it had to an abusive\/toxic work period.<\/p>\n Hashtaggery:<\/p>\n #dammitman: if you don’t connect the geeky dots…10 points from $team. FAQ:<\/p>\n What’s so awesome about the Awesome Shelf of Awesome?<\/strong><\/p>\nWIKI<\/h3>\n
\n#themoreyouknow: Go Joe!
\n#$thing.$year: #evil2010; #potstirring2010, #w00t2010- you get the idea
\n#$thingcon: I do attend conventions of a geek nature and taunt<\/del> tweet. 0:D
\n#rockingchairbadass: I’m at the age where I have to explain things like an encyclopedia is like Wikipedia, but in paper form.\u00a0 Also #GOML – get off my lawn.<\/p>\n